William Robert Braskey is a 10 foot tall, 2 ton son-of-a-bitch. He served 3 tours in 'Nam, and has a wife and 7yo daughter Debbie.

3 things you didn't know about him:
- Baptizes babies with scotch, often leaving them permanently blind
- Once sold his friend into slavery, and sired 3 beautiful children with his wife
- Could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing