YARR!!!

Arg, arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!
Avast, me 'arties!
We're sailing for the Isle of Spleen,
To search for the Treasure of Badbeard!

I'm feeling sick.

You're looking green.

We search for the Treasure of Badbeard!

We'll plunder, and pillage
and do some math!

And all refuse to take a bath.

We seek adventure, and romance!

I'm running out of underpants.

There's ghosts who haunt the cave, and worse

It's guarded by a pirate's curse!

Why do my nostrils whisper to me?

Arg, arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!