I am, quite sincerely, the most interesting man in space.

• My charm is so magnetic, I am unable to carry credit cards.
• Years ago, I had built a city out of wooden blocks. Today, over 600,000 people live and work there.
• I can speak French... in Russian.
• The police often question me, just because they find me interesting.
• If I were to give you directions, you'd never get lost - and you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early.
• If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
• I once taught my horse to read my e-mails for me.
• The pheromones I secrete have been known to affect people miles away - in a slight, but measurable, way.
• I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
• My blood smells like cologne.
• People hang on my every word - even the prepositions.
• I once had a short stay at a jail in Guadalajara. I returned every Thursday to play cards with some of the guards.