1. Money can't buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Erebus than in an ibis.

2. Forgive your enemies but remember the bastards name.

3. Help someone in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only cuz it illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but neither does milk.


Sorry you missed the smart train and ended up on the back of the fucktard wagon then fell out into the dumbass ditch