Giant Tits Handler

Science and Trade Institute[STI]

1d ago

Jun 6, 2026(0y)

Jun 6, 2027(359d)

Combat

Kills0

Losses2

Efficiency0%

ISK

Destroyed0

Lost1.12m

ISK Eff.0%

Solo

Solo Kills0

Solo Ratio0%

Final Blows0

Points0

Other

NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

ActivityInactive

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Deteis

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Giant Tits Handler

Science and Trade Institute[STI]

Last Active

1d ago

Birthday

Jun 6, 2026 (0 years old)

Next Birthday

Jun 6, 2027 (359 days)

Combat

Kills0

Losses2

Efficiency0%

Danger Ratio100%

ISK

Destroyed0

Lost1.12m

ISK Efficiency0%

Balance-1120932

Solo

Solo Kills0

Solo Ratio0%

Final Blows0

Points0

Other

NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

ActivityInactive

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Bio

"Explorer. Philosopher. Seeker of the Giant Cosmic Tits."

Where do we come from?

We all came from our mother's vagina.
And where did our mothers come from?
From their mother's vagina.

Follow that chain back far enough, and you'll reach the source of all life:

The Great Cosmic Vagina.

And then I realized something.
If a Great Cosmic Vagina exists...
then somewhere out there, a Great Cosmic Pair of Tits must exist as well.

CONCORD denies it.
The Empires hide it.
The corporations profit from the lie.
But the wormholes whisper the truth.

Yet I know the truth...

That is why I travel the stars.
That is why I roam New Eden.

I will find the Giant Cosmic Tits.

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Stats

Kills0

Losses2

Efficiency0%

ISK Destroyed0

ISK Lost1.12m

ISK Efficiency0%

Solo Kills0

Solo Losses2

NPC Losses0

Blob Factor0