Hi there, Stanley Maximilian Profitson III at your service

Interstellar Merchant, Investor, and Market Visionary

Born with nothing but ambition and a healthy distrust of retail prices.

My hobbies include:

Acquiring undervalued assets
Liquidating overvalued assets
Watching market graphs
Explaining to people why they should have bought sooner

I firmly believe that every item has two prices:
The price you paid.
And the price I will convince you to pay.

The market never sleeps.

Neither do my buy orders.

Not financial advice.