"I never wait for an invitation. I just bring the door with me."

Barging In is the vanguard of the Triple Helix supply chain. While some prefer the subtle approach, he specializes in the high-energy "renegotiation" of space-time. When the lab is full and the market is hungry, he provides the sudden, glowing puncture in the fabric of reality that lets our heavy assets through.

He doesn't believe in "knocking." He believes in maximum-lumen hospitality.

Specialties:

Sudden Appearances

Overstaying Welcomes

Ozone-Scented Entrances

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DAILY LOG // UNIT: BARGING IN
[X] Arrive unannounced.
[X] Light the "I'm Here" candle.
[X] Watch everyone panic.
[X] Refuse to explain further.