Alt ofA Alt
CEO of This is my Main i swear
Veteran of Day One. Legend in my own clonebay.

Professional capsuleer, amateur everything else.
Totally not an alt — ignore the name, the corp, the skills, and the fact that I just asked where the undock button is.

My qualifications include:
– Command-level AFK presence in all major trade hubs
– Fleet anchoring (spiritually, not physically)
– Logistics (I can carry like... two modules)
– Can name at least four ships, probably
– Once won a 1v1 by getting disconnected

Frequently found docked and looking important. Always watching Local like it owes me money.
Open to diplomatic relations, suspicious friendships, and reckless blue standings.

This isn’t just an alt. This is the main event.