Hi, I'm Ray Gardener, spokesperson for Tango. This letter is from Sebastien Loyes, a French exchange student. Sebastien says "I tried new Blackcurrant Tango and didn't enjoy it as much as the other flavours". Well, Sebastien, all I can say is sorry.

We've done all we can.

We Try and provide satisfaction for all Tango drinkers, even if you're just visiting our great nation.

You're an exchange student, aren't you Sebastien? All hair gel and fancy loafers.

What are your credentials Sebastien? What drives you? What makes your heart pound and your blood roar? When did you last get up at four in the morning for something you believed in, passionately?

We don't need you, you hear.

You're one dissenting voice in a billion Jonny French, you're that!

Yes Blackcurrant Tango is a charge to the taste buds. Yes it's feisty, yes it's got guts, but so have we, Sebastien. Look at us!

Come on then Sebastien!

Come on! Right here, right now! You and me!

Come on France! Europe! The World! I'll take you all on. I'm Ray Gardener of Tango!

COME AND GET ME!