Once upon a time, there lived a Scottish lad. He had nothing better to do than commit tax fraud.
Unfortunately, CONCORD caught him evading docking fees in Jita. So he fled to null-sec, opened a moon mining scam called "Yer Maw Extraction Ltd.", and started selling Veldspar as "space whisky" to Caldari traders.

He's been banned from 12 corps for crimes including:

Naming his ship "The Council Benefit"

Demanding a mining permit from a Titan pilot

Yelling “Gie us yer ISK or I’ll orbit ye at 500m forever” in local chat

Last seen soloing Trigs in a Venture while blasting bagpipe remixes in comms.

If you see him, report to Aura. Or buy him a pint — he’ll probably scam you anyway.