Name: Moose Ball Tickler
Profession: Wildlife Enthusiast / Interstellar Nuisance / Frigate Enthusiast
Location: Wherever danger isn’t — yet.
Hobbies: Light sabotage, gentle cupping, and ECM.

Once revered as the galaxy’s premier cryptozoologist, Moose Ball Tickler was exiled from the Intergalactic Wildlife Federation for “excessive intimacy with ungulate anatomy.” Now operating solo (because literally nobody else will fleet with him), he roams New Eden in fast ships, soft gloves, and questionable intent.

Known to appear without warning, orbit suspiciously, and warp off after awkwardly lingering on comms.

Likes:
- Long orbits in asteroid belts
- Baiting gate camps
- Moose, consensually

Dislikes:
- Sig bloom
- Bubbles
- Anyone who doesn’t think the name is funny

If you see him in local, lock up fast or laugh faster. Either way, something weird is about to happen.