15d ago
Apr 5, 2025(1y)
Apr 5, 2027(288d)
Combat
Kills5
Losses86
Efficiency5%
ISK
Destroyed1.79b
Lost399.25m
ISK Eff.82%
Solo
Solo Kills1
Solo Ratio20%
Final Blows1
Points5
Other
NPC Losses17
NPC Loss Ratio20%
Avg Kills/Day0.01
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
Day One:

I wish to learn the art of "pew pew"


Month Two:

My purpose in this game is becoming clear. I am sacrifical tribute to eternally hungry gods. There is no winning.


Month Four:

I saw victory once through the eyes of a drunken Judge. It lasted only an instant, but it was real. Eve is bigger than it has any right to be.


Month - I Dont Care:

I have to take a brake from this game.


Month 13 -

Jolly Guy has returned and is oddly hopeful.



Badass Quotes of inspiration from fellow "pew pew" enthusiasts.

> I thrive on taking fights that on paper are impossible, then winning.
Dashboard
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Kills0
Losses3
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost44.12m
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses2
NPC Losses3
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
Activity Heat Map (EVE Time)
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -