I woke up in space one day and thought, "Yeah, I’ll just hit auto-pilot." Now I’m lost somewhere near a moon with no idea what’s going on. Tried to sell some rocks once, got scammed, and now I’m pretty sure my ship is held together by expired space duct tape. I go to Jita just to see how many people I can confuse with my dumb questions. No goals. No plan. Just here for the wreckage and occasional loot I’ll forget to pick up. Honestly, space is just one big dumpster, and I’m digging through it.