0.01
Jan 4, 2025(1y)
Jan 4, 2027(177d)
Combat
Kills0
Losses4
Efficiency0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost386.20m
ISK Eff.0%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Amarr
Ni-Kunni
0.01
Birthday
Jan 4, 2025 (1 years old)
Next Birthday
Jan 4, 2027 (177 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses4
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost386.20m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-386202705
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Mr Dysuria was born of Ni-Kunni origin on Mishi IV.
Knowing he was missing out on his father figure, he would repeatedly ask his lesbian mothers Inaya and Gamila about him and they would repeatedly refuse to tell him the name of his father or even acknowledge his existence.
He worked on one of the many Launchpads on his home planet Loading Planetary Commodities into shuttles and watching them shoot off into space towards the planets Customs office where they would then be collected by a capsuleer.
It was there he formulated his plan. He was going to stow away on one of the shuttles...
He found himself in the Emporer Family Academy station in Amarr where he worked on the docks loading and unloading ships and pilfering what he could until he could afford to buy himself a shuttle to fly to Jita 4-4 in search of his father.
The flight to Jita went from plain sailing to becoming a nightmare when he entered the Ahbazon system!. Pirates camped the gates... Instalocking interceptors, Guardians and smartbombing battleships all stood between him and the gate to Hykkota. His little Shuttle would never make it through so he chose to hole up in a safe spot 1AU from the gate where he scanned for what seemed like an eternity. Low on supplies, he awoke one morning to find the gate clear and took his opportunity to jump into the next system and onwards to Jita.
Tired and relieved he finally docked up at the Caldari Navy assembly plant and headed for the nearest bar to celebrate.
It was in this bar he met an Exotic dancer, A young Achura Girl named Miss Areola who was having a quick drink at the end of her shift. they chatted, they drank, they danced and they went back to her cabin for the night.
After a few more days searching for his father he gave up and headed back to Amarr.
Upon his return he visited the station doctor where he was diagnosed with a severe case of crotch crickets and told he would never grow a pubic thatch ever again.
Not dissuaded by this revelation he saw his opportunity and immediatly paid his corporation registration fee and went into business manufacturing Merkins for anybody else who fell foul of the dity Caldari girls who infest the system of Jita like the rats they are!
Knowing he was missing out on his father figure, he would repeatedly ask his lesbian mothers Inaya and Gamila about him and they would repeatedly refuse to tell him the name of his father or even acknowledge his existence.
He worked on one of the many Launchpads on his home planet Loading Planetary Commodities into shuttles and watching them shoot off into space towards the planets Customs office where they would then be collected by a capsuleer.
It was there he formulated his plan. He was going to stow away on one of the shuttles...
He found himself in the Emporer Family Academy station in Amarr where he worked on the docks loading and unloading ships and pilfering what he could until he could afford to buy himself a shuttle to fly to Jita 4-4 in search of his father.
The flight to Jita went from plain sailing to becoming a nightmare when he entered the Ahbazon system!. Pirates camped the gates... Instalocking interceptors, Guardians and smartbombing battleships all stood between him and the gate to Hykkota. His little Shuttle would never make it through so he chose to hole up in a safe spot 1AU from the gate where he scanned for what seemed like an eternity. Low on supplies, he awoke one morning to find the gate clear and took his opportunity to jump into the next system and onwards to Jita.
Tired and relieved he finally docked up at the Caldari Navy assembly plant and headed for the nearest bar to celebrate.
It was in this bar he met an Exotic dancer, A young Achura Girl named Miss Areola who was having a quick drink at the end of her shift. they chatted, they drank, they danced and they went back to her cabin for the night.
After a few more days searching for his father he gave up and headed back to Amarr.
Upon his return he visited the station doctor where he was diagnosed with a severe case of crotch crickets and told he would never grow a pubic thatch ever again.
Not dissuaded by this revelation he saw his opportunity and immediatly paid his corporation registration fee and went into business manufacturing Merkins for anybody else who fell foul of the dity Caldari girls who infest the system of Jita like the rats they are!
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