The Old Prospector
2d ago
Dec 30, 2024(1y)
Dec 30, 2026(78d)
Combat
Kills0
Losses2
Efficiency0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost10.24m
ISK Eff.0%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
The Old Prospector
Last Active
2d ago
Birthday
Dec 30, 2024 (1 years old)
Next Birthday
Dec 30, 2026 (78 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses2
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost10.24m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-10239941
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
The Old Prospector is a half-legend, half-lunatic fixture of the Minmatar frontier. He wanders between belts, shattered wormholes, and neglected backwater systems with a battered mining frigate he affectionately calls “Ol’ Rootin’ Tootin’”. Nobody knows exactly how old he is—HE claims to remember “before the first Rifter rolled off the line,” though medical scans suggest he simply smoked too many booster fumes and forgot how time works.Equal parts philosopher, scavenger, and madman, he has spent decades searching for what he calls “the Big Motherlode”—a mythical ore deposit that he insists is “big enough to buy every Matari child a pony and stick the leftover change up the Emperor’s nose.”Despite being eccentric, wildly talkative, and occasionally prone to shouting “HYUK HYUK, LOOKIT ALL THAT VELDSPAR!” over open comms, the Old Prospector is beloved among Tribal loyalists.His uncanny sense for resource hotspots and wormhole anomalies has saved more than one fleet… usually while he’s telling a story no one asked for.
Notable Traits
-Talks like a 500-year-old gold miner from a holovid, even though no Minmatar culture has ever sounded like that.
-Carries a battered pickaxe everywhere, despite the fact that mining is done with lasers. Says it’s “for sentimental smackin’.”
-Regularly forgets hs in space and yells things like “THE MOUNTAIN’S ALIVE, BOYS!”
-Contains more gas-cloud residue in his bloodstream than medically recommended for any living being.
History & Rumors
-Claims he helped discover Metropolis’s richest belts “back when the system was just knee-high to a rifter.”
-Claims the Amarr once tried to enslave him, but he “talked so much they set him free out of exhaustion.”
-Allegedly survived three wormhole collapses, two pirate mutinies, and one unfortunate incident involving a can of Quafe and a misfired strip miner.
Skills
Expert prospector of oregas and rare salvage
Master storyteller (whether you want to hear it or not)
Booster chemistry knowledge “acquired accidentally”
Uncannily good at finding wormhole exits while rambling incoherently
Able to smell veldspar “from ten AU away” (this shouldn’t be possible)
Famous Quotes
“WELL SLAP MY LASER AND CALL ME A RETRIEVER, THAT’S A RICH ROCK!”
“Back in my day, we mined veldspar uphill BOTH WAYS in a hurricane—IN SPACE!”
“If you ain’t buildin’, you ain’t free. And if you ain’t free, you ain’t Matari.”
Notable Traits
-Talks like a 500-year-old gold miner from a holovid, even though no Minmatar culture has ever sounded like that.
-Carries a battered pickaxe everywhere, despite the fact that mining is done with lasers. Says it’s “for sentimental smackin’.”
-Regularly forgets hs in space and yells things like “THE MOUNTAIN’S ALIVE, BOYS!”
-Contains more gas-cloud residue in his bloodstream than medically recommended for any living being.
History & Rumors
-Claims he helped discover Metropolis’s richest belts “back when the system was just knee-high to a rifter.”
-Claims the Amarr once tried to enslave him, but he “talked so much they set him free out of exhaustion.”
-Allegedly survived three wormhole collapses, two pirate mutinies, and one unfortunate incident involving a can of Quafe and a misfired strip miner.
Skills
Expert prospector of oregas and rare salvage
Master storyteller (whether you want to hear it or not)
Booster chemistry knowledge “acquired accidentally”
Uncannily good at finding wormhole exits while rambling incoherently
Able to smell veldspar “from ten AU away” (this shouldn’t be possible)
Famous Quotes
“WELL SLAP MY LASER AND CALL ME A RETRIEVER, THAT’S A RICH ROCK!”
“Back in my day, we mined veldspar uphill BOTH WAYS in a hurricane—IN SPACE!”
“If you ain’t buildin’, you ain’t free. And if you ain’t free, you ain’t Matari.”
Dashboard
Stats
Kills0
Losses2
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost10.24m
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses2
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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