Nov 26, 2024(1y)
Nov 26, 2026(221d)
Combat
Kills3
Losses2
Efficiency60%
ISK
Destroyed22.38m
Lost7.01m
ISK Eff.76%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows1
Points3
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.01
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
Born in a pressurized cloning vat beneath the icy spires of New Caldari Prime, Sad Opossum was genetically optimized for strategic thinking, impulse control, and an unnatural tolerance for failure — not his own, of course.

Disillusioned with the empty bureaucracy of the megacorps, he received an epiphany during a fatal pod breach: the vision of a hairless feline god floating in vacuum, its eyes full of wrath and enlightenment.

From that moment, Sad Opossum dedicated his life to two things:

Serving the Caldari State through chaos and claws, and

Spreading the divine word of the Wrinkled One through lasers, missiles, and sarcastic killmails.

Now, as CEO of Naked & Afraid, he leads a cult-like militia of capsuleers who believe in lean doctrine, calculated aggression, and the cosmic truth that "armor is a lie, fear is a tool."

When asked why he founded the corp, he once replied:

"Because the world needed fewer cowards. And more cats."
Dashboard
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NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -
Groups Flown With
Top Fleet Partners
Sushi burnsNaked and Unafraid3
HarmlessOneBlack Rabbits [Black Rabbit.]1
GDaemonIQ 691
judomonkeyBoneSquad1
Beastie TeaBoyBlack Rabbits [Black Rabbit.]1