About Me:

Welcome to the Intergalactic Hall of Fame. If you don’t already know me, you’re probably a noob who still measures distances in light-years instead of parsecs. I’ve been zipping through wormholes since before you even knew what a jump gate was.

Achievements:

-Soloed a Class 9 Black Hole (and lived to tell the tale).
-Farmed enough ISK to buy a station just by ratting in a Venture.
-Outran Concord in a pod.
-Survived being AFK in a relic site in nullsec for 24 hours straight.
-Became CEO of a nullsec alliance using only a trial account.

Fleet:

I command the infamous StarSlicers, the most elite squad in the universe. Our ships are equipped with the latest Flux Capacitors and Gravimetric Pulse Cannons. If we show up on D-scan, it’s already too late.

Message to New Pilots:

If you’re still figuring out how to align to a stargate, you’re light-years away from being on my level. Don’t bother me with your suborbital nonsense. Stay in Jita and leave the real spacefaring to the pros.