Name: FactionMan

Believe me, folks, when it comes to Caldari warfare, nobody does it better than FactionMan! I’ve turned more ships into spectacular fireworks than anyone else, and let me tell you, people are talking about it. Tremendous wreckage, really. My pancakes? They’re the best, folks, trust me. Explosive—just like my strategy! People say I’m the greatest at causing confusion; it’s incredible. I’m the guy you want if you need to turn a fleet into a total disaster—huge! And parking? Don’t even ask. I’m the best at everything else, but parking is a total disaster. It’s gonna be huge, believe me!

There are ten-million million million million molecules in the universe we can observe... your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.