Lieutenant Biscuit

Born of dough and duty, Lieutenant Biscuits is the second-spread of the illustrious pastry bloodline, the crisp-edged cousin to Captain Cookies himself. Raised in the shadow of a rolling pin and forged in the fires of toaster ovens, he graduated top of his class from the Amarr Culinary War College—majoring in Tactical Glazing with a minor in Explosive Filling Deployment.

Commissioned under the banner of the Pastry Pentagon, a clandestine corp composed entirely of baked-goods military assets, Biscuits now serves as the crunchy right hand of WiNGSPAN Delivery Services’ most dangerously unbalanced strike force. While Cookies leads from the front with frosted flair, Biscuits delivers support with buttery precision, crumbling hulls and morale alike.

Rumored to be the result of a secret Empirial experiment to weaponize brunch, Lieutenant Biscuits does not confirm nor deny the existence of a classified "Operation Scone Storm." What is known: he flies with honor, serves with sarcasm, and logs in just long enough to make someone else's life meaningfully tastier.