So, I’m just a random pilot floating around in space, really. I’ve got no grand ambitions, just trying to make it through life without getting blown up by some overly enthusiastic pirate. I’m the type of person who warps to a mission, gets distracted by a shiny asteroid, and then forgets why I was even there in the first place.

My ship? It’s a mess of parts I’ve “borrowed” from other pilots. It’s not pretty, but it works—most of the time. I’ve spent more time trying to figure out how to find my way out of stations than actually doing anything productive. That’s how I ended up with a whole bunch of loot I can’t sell because I didn’t realize it was worthless until three days after I picked it up.

Oh, and I’m terrible at space battles. I’ve been in like… three, and two of them I was just in the background pretending to know what was going on. The third? Well, let’s just say I learned a lot about how fast my ship can explode.

But hey, I’m still here, still flying, still making questionable decisions. That’s what EVE’s all about, right?