-1.48
Apr 6, 2026
Nov 15, 2023(2y)
Nov 15, 2026(138d)
Combat
Kills342
Losses169
Efficiency67%
ISK
Destroyed98.24b
Lost21.92b
ISK Eff.82%
Solo
Solo Kills27
Solo Ratio8%
Final Blows84
Points344
Other
NPC Losses13
NPC Loss Ratio8%
Avg Kills/Day0.36
ActivityLow
Gallente
Gallente
-1.48
Last Active
Apr 6, 2026
Birthday
Nov 15, 2023 (2 years old)
Next Birthday
Nov 15, 2026 (138 days)
Combat
Kills342
Losses169
Efficiency67%
Danger Ratio92%
ISK
Destroyed98.24b
Lost21.92b
ISK Efficiency82%
Balance+76.33b
Solo
Solo Kills27
Solo Ratio8%
Final Blows84
Points344
Other
NPC Losses13
NPC Loss Ratio8%
Avg Kills/Day0.36
ActivityLow
No data available
Bio
Best Logi in the West - Kill: Urizen Orc (Naglfar Fleet Issue)
according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. Now, due to his godly height of 14 feet and the average dick size, Gru's penis is around 14 inches long, and weighs around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. With his speed of 200 meters per second if he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58 MPH. In conclusion, Gru's dickslap has enough energy to smash through a 6" reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case
Dashboard
Stats
Kills2
Losses0
Efficiency100%
ISK Destroyed1.45b
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor26.5
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows1
Points2
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleMid Gang (2 kills)
Mid 50% Fleet 50%
Avg Fleet: 26.5
Typically Flies
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