Gallente
Gallente
-1.44
Airagoth
Last Active:
4 days ago
Birthday:
Nov 15, 2023 (1 years old)
Next Birthday:
Nov 15, 2025 (76 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
266
Losses
153
Efficiency
63.5%
Danger Ratio
63.5%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
72.55B ISK
ISK Lost
17.81B ISK
ISK Efficiency
80.3%
ISK Balance
54.74B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
20
Solo Losses
62
Solo Kill Ratio
7.5%
Solo Efficiency
24.4%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
11
NPC Loss Ratio
7.2
Avg. Kills/Day
0.4
Activity
Medium
Character Biography
Best Logi in the West - Kill: Urizen Orc (Naglfar Fleet Issue)
according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. Now, due to his godly height of 14 feet and the average dick size, Gru's penis is around 14 inches long, and weighs around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. With his speed of 200 meters per second if he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58 MPH. In conclusion, Gru's dickslap has enough energy to smash through a 6" reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case