0.10
Doctor Procto
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(133d)
Combat
Kills0
Losses1
Efficiency0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost111.6k
ISK Eff.0%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Amarr
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0.10
Doctor Procto
Birthday
Jan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next Birthday
Jan 1, 2027 (133 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses1
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost111.6k
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-111555
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
Empire renowned Doctor Prague Bittlestiffender, but known and loved by all as Doctor Procto. Trained since childhood in the art of advanced fistula development and deformation. He initially experimented upon himself but showed such talent that he was quickly advanced to the Centre for experimental slave modification to expand his skill set.
Awarded the Barrymore medal for peace in his utilisation of grounding breaking new procedures in the infamous Perineum revolt just 3 years ago which saw him personally (with the unsurpassed aid of Sister Anusol) liquidate an incredible 11246 slaves in just two weeks. This led to the aforementioned award and numerous nominations for the Chrono award of man of the year. Ever to downplay his own part in the event Procto is quoted as saying "An army marches on it belly, the shortest route to the enemies belly is through his rectum".
I think we can all say, what a guy!
Current reseach has lead to the development of the latest generation of expanding X10 Rectaplugs which can rapidly expand to 10 times their initial size in mere moments and their design lends itself very suitably to mass production to enable all front line units to now be equiped with these.
Looking to the future the "Incendiary Recto Saw" (Trademarked) is in final testing and should be hitting the streets by the time you read this article.
(Unconfirmed but attributed to Doctor Procto)
Test subjects:
It should be noted that all slaves and lesser races are expected to strip promptly and with alacrity in this venture to discover the true limits of human endurance. Your time and anguish will be recorded for posterity and the enjoyment of generations to come. Only a moment of your discomfort will help to usher in a truly golden age of proctal development.
Now bend over and lets do this together!
1 million skill points courtesy of CCP. And it even works on existing accounts too!.
https://www.eveonline.com/signup?invc=69f4e39e-2272-4119-8f4b-b98555bf1232
The option for existing accounts is about halfway down the box.
Its like you having done an extra months worth of training i
Awarded the Barrymore medal for peace in his utilisation of grounding breaking new procedures in the infamous Perineum revolt just 3 years ago which saw him personally (with the unsurpassed aid of Sister Anusol) liquidate an incredible 11246 slaves in just two weeks. This led to the aforementioned award and numerous nominations for the Chrono award of man of the year. Ever to downplay his own part in the event Procto is quoted as saying "An army marches on it belly, the shortest route to the enemies belly is through his rectum".
I think we can all say, what a guy!
Current reseach has lead to the development of the latest generation of expanding X10 Rectaplugs which can rapidly expand to 10 times their initial size in mere moments and their design lends itself very suitably to mass production to enable all front line units to now be equiped with these.
Looking to the future the "Incendiary Recto Saw" (Trademarked) is in final testing and should be hitting the streets by the time you read this article.
(Unconfirmed but attributed to Doctor Procto)
Test subjects:
It should be noted that all slaves and lesser races are expected to strip promptly and with alacrity in this venture to discover the true limits of human endurance. Your time and anguish will be recorded for posterity and the enjoyment of generations to come. Only a moment of your discomfort will help to usher in a truly golden age of proctal development.
Now bend over and lets do this together!
1 million skill points courtesy of CCP. And it even works on existing accounts too!.
https://www.eveonline.com/signup?invc=69f4e39e-2272-4119-8f4b-b98555bf1232
The option for existing accounts is about halfway down the box.
Its like you having done an extra months worth of training i
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Stats
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PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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