CaptnHook3r
3.02

CaptnHook3r

The Dead Woods[TODOW]Absolute Glory[ABSOG]
May 24, 2023(2y)
May 24, 2026(34d)
Combat
Kills5
Losses21
Efficiency19%
ISK
Destroyed15.5k
Lost21.56b
ISK Eff.0%
Solo
Solo Kills5
Solo Ratio100%
Final Blows5
Points5
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Born in the slums of the star city Vye Agra, Hook3r Jr had to suck and fuck his way for food and wanted to pursue his dream of becoming a space pirate after a customer cummed toxic waste with a malfunctional galacticock implant into his one eye. He became obsessed with the idea off flying away from Vye Agra the star system was simply too hard for Hook3r Jr. He began to drink riddiculous amounts of Red Bull with the hopes of growing wings like the commercials said but alas no luck... He began injecting concentraded amounts of red bull into his dick and dry out big buckets of red bull into fine powder that he snorted and jumped off buildings but all he got was a fractured skull and had to wear skull implants but like his mom used to say: "you are a fallfruit my son" With thoose words he just knew he was a mature and intellectual being and with thoose words vibrating in his skull or was it the eggclock a surgeon forgot in his head while installing the skull implant? Anyway fueled and pumped by the massive amounts of Red Bull in his veins he started to see red and went to a implant surgeon to get his wings and said to the implant surgeon "make me look like an angel! and wake me up on monday i got clients" But alas the surgeon gave him massive D-cups that looked like this (. Y *) and with renewed energy and good looks and nipples in his armpits he suprisingly became very popular in his line of work and instead of 5 ISK per bj he got 50 ISK per bj, it was a huge bonus that he used to buy his first ship!... full of Red Bull. The Minmatar trader who sold him the ship said "puure oxidized iron, ul find no ship like it" he said. During his days of binging Red Bull and belly button boxing with random strangers in his new ship he suddenly got one of his famous "tourettes muscular spasms twitch" and yelled shit cunt fuck and jumped with such force that to be continued...
Dashboard
Stats
Kills0
Losses0
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -