Born in the mountains of Caucasis, a young chad, grew strong and tall. Awakened on a gloomy night only to discover... his mother selling strokes to her scrotum for PLEX he grew angry. His life, a lie... his purpose tooken for one thing and that very thing only... the PLEX. Shall he obtain all the PLEX in the entire universe then his purpose will be fulfilled. So that his mother may never have to sell her scrotum again.