Alumni from The School of Applied Knowledge are considered to be some of the savviest industrialists in the cluster. But then there's me, CrustyCarrot, who somehow graduated with honors despite spending more time dodging Guristas and mining asteroids than actually studying.

I'm a proud graduate who knows just enough to be dangerous—mostly to myself. Whether I'm fumbling through asteroid belts or trying to remember which end of the missile launcher goes "boom," you can be sure there's never a dull moment.

When I'm not plotting how to buy my next ship with ISK earned from mining, I'm usually trying to figure out how to get my clone out of yet another sticky situation.

In short, I'm here for the laughs, the loot, and the eternal quest to not get podded.