Surterfied
Apr 26, 2021(5y)
Apr 26, 2027(320d)
Combat
Kills0
Losses22
Efficiency0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost149.5k
ISK Eff.0%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Surterfied
Birthday
Apr 26, 2021 (5 years old)
Next Birthday
Apr 26, 2027 (320 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses22
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost149.5k
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-149509
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
Surterfied is a 23-year-old sado masochistic who enjoys little people, eating and badminton. He is energetic and careful, but can also be very violent and a bit untrustworthy.
He is addicted to chocolate, something which his mother, the bearded lady from the circus of Jita, pointed out when he was 17. The problem intensified in his early 20's.
He is Minmatar who defines himself as asexual. He is currently at college studying strategic commodities.
Physically, surterfied is not in great shape. He needs to lose quite a lot of weight. He is short with bronze skin, copper hair and brown eyes. He has a birthmark on his left shoulder.
He grew up preforming at the circus of Jita with his mother. His father whom in a drunken binge married my mother on a dare with the financial gain of 5 iskys left when he was very young leaving him with his mother, who was an addict. His morther's financial supporter SkullCrusher2107 Smith not only acted as her Sugar Daddy but additionally in secret was the significant other of Surter.
Surterfied has had a rough go of it to this day. His father, Surter, and his loving mother, the bearded lady from the circus of Jita, who also happens to be a crossdresser. She would wear SkullCrusher2107 Smith dirty underware pass out on the couch due to her addiction.
Surterfied's mother was abandoned by his father the honorable Surter of the once glorious Commonwealth Vanguard. Also, known spy and saboteur with links to the criminals know as Pain and Compliance.
To this day Surterfied searchs for him. Hoping one day to finally come across and take possession of his dead corpse which would enable him to sell to the necros of Cobalt Edge.
He is addicted to chocolate, something which his mother, the bearded lady from the circus of Jita, pointed out when he was 17. The problem intensified in his early 20's.
He is Minmatar who defines himself as asexual. He is currently at college studying strategic commodities.
Physically, surterfied is not in great shape. He needs to lose quite a lot of weight. He is short with bronze skin, copper hair and brown eyes. He has a birthmark on his left shoulder.
He grew up preforming at the circus of Jita with his mother. His father whom in a drunken binge married my mother on a dare with the financial gain of 5 iskys left when he was very young leaving him with his mother, who was an addict. His morther's financial supporter SkullCrusher2107 Smith not only acted as her Sugar Daddy but additionally in secret was the significant other of Surter.
Surterfied has had a rough go of it to this day. His father, Surter, and his loving mother, the bearded lady from the circus of Jita, who also happens to be a crossdresser. She would wear SkullCrusher2107 Smith dirty underware pass out on the couch due to her addiction.
Surterfied's mother was abandoned by his father the honorable Surter of the once glorious Commonwealth Vanguard. Also, known spy and saboteur with links to the criminals know as Pain and Compliance.
To this day Surterfied searchs for him. Hoping one day to finally come across and take possession of his dead corpse which would enable him to sell to the necros of Cobalt Edge.
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ISK Efficiency0%
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Solo Losses0
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Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -