Hello there, I see you're reading my bio. How literate of you. I find that trait attractive. Literacy is such a turn on. Oh god, you're making me cum. Oh god!!! Oh god!!! Look at what you made me do you naughty capsuleer, you made me get all my Used Ectoplasmic Fluid all over the place. Now I have to clean it up. You like that, don't you? You're so fucking naughty. You're going to make me want to stick my big, black, Entosis Link I inside your tight, Small Bay Loading Accelerator I . Oh you like that don't you. Well, keep that up and you'll make a married man out of this capsuleer. Now, let's afterglow together and stare out at the blackness of space. If you want, we can go again. I'd love to put more of my Frozen Plant Seeds inside of you.
- A poet