"Drowning is my third favorite way to die. But, they are all good."
―CS

"How long have those mice been living in your back fat?"
―CS

"Well, there was a murder on my street and the chalk outline is still there. We can play hopscotch."
―CS

"Soon you will be dead. Then we dig up your grave and make your corpse do embarrassing things \xe0 la Weekend at Bernie's."
―CS

"No, no. I have a skeleton in my closet. Oh, wait, no, I forgot; I made soup."
―CS

“Like me, your only crime is enthusiasm”
―CS

"Don’t even try to talk to her. Love is a joke with no punch line.”
―CS

"Technically we will only be alive for the first half of the burning."
―CS

"You cruel bastard."
―CS

"Then things will never improve. Time will pass, we will die, our hair and nails will continue to grow."
―CS