Waylander Dakeyras
5.01

Waylander Dakeyras

Jan 10, 2021(5y)
Jan 10, 2027(205d)
Combat
Kills1
Losses6
Efficiency14%
ISK
Destroyed39.91m
Lost12.16m
ISK Eff.77%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points1
Other
NPC Losses3
NPC Loss Ratio50%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Can you propel yourself in space by farting?

Essentially, farts are rocket fuel. Gas diffusing will carry a small amount of momentum backwards, so it must exert a force on the person, pushing them forward.

However, that force would be very small. The average person produces roughly one liter of flatulence a day, composed mostly of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane, along with smaller amounts of nitrogen and oxygen. That comes out to 0.5 g of flatulence every day for a normal person.

Now, let's guess that a fart leaves the butthole at about 1 m/s - again, not entirely unreasonable. So putting all this together, we can find that a day's worth of farts carries backwards momentum equal to (1 m/s)(0.5 grams) = 0.0005 kg m/s

So for momentum to be conserved, the astronaut will now be traveling 7.7x10-6 m/s forward, which is only about 1000x faster than hair grows. If an astronaut in space farted every day, it would take 10,000 years for him to get up to a normal highway speed.

The gases listed above are combustible - specifically methane. Just spewing the gas backwards to get a push forward would be like putting your SUV in neutral and trying to propel it forward with a supersoaker that sprays gasoline backwards. Instead of throwing it backwards, you can explode it backwards to generate thrust, like a real rocket.

If we take the methane to be about 1% of our flatulence, and the energy of combustion to be 890 kJ/mole, then we find that the chemical potential energy of the gas is about 100 million times greater than the kinetic energy backwards. If we had one of those fancy gas backpacks that they put on cows to harvest the methane from their farts and a jetpack to burn it, then this gas would be enough to get a particularly flatulent astronaut up to highway speed in a day.

YES WE CAN !
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Final Blows0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -