My grandfather would always complain about how Barack Houssien Obama ruined the country, trashed the economy, and how he was the worst president the united states had ever seen. which was weird, because we're not from america. we've never been there, dont have family there, no ties to the place whatsoever, and he has no reason to hate obama so much, but every time you tell him that, he calls you a 'libtard' and a 'CIA plant', and ask you 'if he was such a good president, why wasnt he even IN the whitehouse when 9/11 happened? What kind of president isnt even at work when a national tragedy happens?".

So glad i left him in that old folks home to rot.

anyways, i finally got out of an ice prison ran by a warden who was obsessed with 'Bush's Baked Beans', which was where i got my nickname.

Anyways, as for me, there's not too much to say. i've made my fortune by rehoming abandoned mining drones. people just forget about drones, leaving em all alone out in the deep of space. i find em, clean em up, and find good homes for em for a small rehoming fee. breaks my heart just knowing there's even more drones, staring at the asteroids wondering where their masters went.