Why so somber?
Mine some Omber!

You won't stay fazed
when your ore hold's been Plagioglaced.

Your face will lit up all bright
when your mining laser cut into some Hedbergite.

You won't feel subpar
When you get yourself some Veldspar

That's all from me tonight,
Kernite!

(yes, I'm a starving artist. Yes, I accept donations)