If you're not a socialist at age 20, you have no heart.

If you're still a socialist by age 30, you have no brain.

"Socialism: Equal suffering by all" ` Winston Churchill

• Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
• Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government gives you some milk.
• Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government sells you some milk.
• Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
• Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.