" You can get more of what you want with a blaster and a kind word, than you can with just a kind word." - Bitchpudding

" DA DA DA-DA DAAAAAAA!!!! Bitchpudding! BLAM!!!! " - Bitchpudding

My father was slaughtered by a six- fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. And when the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword, my father took the job. He slaved a year before he was done.


Even now, this still brings pain.


The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one-tenth his promised price. My father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father, so, naturally, challenged his murderer to a duel ... I failed ... the six-fingered man did leave me alive with the six-fingered sword, but he gave me these.


pudding touches her scars.


I was eleven years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Bitchpudding. You killed my father. Prepare to die."