Aus Sicherheitsgr\xfcnden wurde sein Gehirn gel\xf6scht, damit er keinen mit Details aus seinem unbedeutenden Leben langweilen kann.
His memory got deleted due to security regulations, so he is unable to bore anyone with details about his meaningless life.
Subject violates the rules of gravity, probability and decency!
Don't start a conversation under any circumstance!
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