If I'd be CCP for a day:

pvpers would scream:
- why did my dictor bubble give me weapons timer?
- why did my MJD give me weapons timer?
- wait a minuuuteee!! Why did CCP fix the bug where BLOPs can use indy cyno?!?!


crabbers would cry their asses inside-out:
- where is my Rorqual? I had a rorqual and I can't find it. There's not even a rorqual ship in the database!!! Why God, WHY?!?!
- why can't I see new pilots in local for a whole minute in nullsec? I want to crab with no risk again !!! I'll go play Minecraft, I dare you CCP!!!!
- what does this mobile de-tethering unit do? Does it work like a mobile observatory? NOOOOO !!!!
- there used to be 70 anoms in my system. There was enough room for me, my corp, my alliance and all our friends and now it's only one anom. Fuck this, I'll go play Minecraft !!
- why does MJD, WCS and nullification give me weapons timer, I am just trying to travel in a parallel universe, what's wrong with it?
- WHAT?!?!? Since when does nullification deny cloak?!?!?! But But But ... I want to be immune to pvp again!!!!!
- why can't I login my ishtar bot army? C'moon, we already agreed that we're all good botting as long as we pay. I'll go play Minecraft, I'll show you !!!



And then I woke up to this: Cradle of avoiding war :)))))