New Eden is a cruel and twisted place.
Filled with death and trickery.
Scammers scam, leaders lead.
The Mittani goes to war over some new thing.
New Eden sucks. So don't go make it any worse than it already is.
Or do... It dosen't matter much to me, I guess.




Peace is a lie; There is only passion
Through passion I gain Strength.
Through Strength I gain Power.
Through Power I gain Victory.
Through Power my chains are broken.
The Guinea Pig shows me true passion in it's love of carrots.
Thus the Guinea Pig shall set me free.




When the Question is asked.
The Guinea Pig will squeak.





Build a man a fire, he's warm for the night.
Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.