Untrustworthy Fart
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Untrustworthy Fart

Jun 4, 2020
Apr 24, 2018(8y)
Apr 24, 2027(316d)
Combat
Kills134
Losses46
Efficiency74%
ISK
Destroyed61.70b
Lost2.52b
ISK Eff.96%
Solo
Solo Kills24
Solo Ratio18%
Final Blows55
Points134
Other
NPC Losses44
NPC Loss Ratio96%
Avg Kills/Day0.05
ActivityLow
No data available
Bio
Kill: Lord Amayii (Mackinaw)

The Diarrhea Song

When you’re riding in a sleigh
And you hear something spray Diarrhea
When you’re climbing up a mountain
And your butt becomes a fountain Diarrhea

When you’re driving in your car
And your house is just too far Diarrhea
When your stomach is in pain
And it’s making chocolate rain Diarrhea


Whe you think its chicken soup
But it’s really liquid poop Diarrhea
When you’re climbing up a tree
And it trickles down your knee Diarrhea

When you are driving in your chevy
And you’re feeling some something heavy diarrhea
When it’s comming out your bum
Like a bullet in a gun diarrhea


When you’re walking down the hall
And it splatters on the wall diarrhea
When you’re in a Jumbo Jet
And your butt starts to sweat diarrhea

When you think your friends are joking
But your pants are brown and soaking diarrhea
When you’re walking in the attic
And your butt goes automatic diarrhea


When you’re on a first date
And you have the taco plate diarrhea
When you’re eating some Chinese
and your ass begins to sneeze diarrhea

When you’re surfing on the net
And your butt gets hot and wet diarrhea


When you’re hanging upside down
And your face is turning brown diarrhea
When it sounds like a horn
And your butt poops out some corn diarrhea


When you’re shopping at the store
And its dripping on the floor diarrhea
When you’re swimming in a pool
And you leave a trail of stool diarrhea
Dashboard
Stats
Kills3
Losses1
Efficiency75%
ISK Destroyed331.81m
ISK Lost1.37b
ISK Efficiency19%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor5
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows1
Points3
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (3 kills)
Small 67% Mid 33%
Avg Fleet: 5
Typically Flies
Typically Loses
Top Fleet Partners
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Corey PappotteThe Drag Queen Mafia4
SlermieSteel Battalion [Fraternity.]4
Macabre AbominationSouthern Cross Monopoly [Flying Dangerous]3
TheDon PadecainThe Drag Queen Mafia3
CallicoCatDrill-And-Kill [Tactical Fiasco]2
TijgetjeSafety Third [Kinetic Diplomacy]2
RaiidenThe Tuskers [The Tuskers Co.]2
BtsBmaHull Miners inc [Frog Assault Command]2