I'm your filthy f'ing formerly (and possibly future) alpha grandpa who wears a sweater that's nothing but holes, has a mattress full of cash, and eats cat food.

You have vodka, yes?

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CEO of Alpha Enterprises Inc.
- The Former Filthy F'ing Alpha Bank
- Former Filthy F'ing Alpha Transport
- Former Filthy F'ing Alpha Manufacturing
- Former Filthy F'ing Alpha Mining
- Former Filthy F'ing Alpha Intel