Holdma Beer's Laws
1) All deaths are due to a failure of paranoia.
2.) good death = ((Profit made by ship + insurance payment) - cost of ship and fittings) - Alliance Hazing you will get + buddies that will donate to at your funeral x lol factor
3) If you have a bone to pick with someone, it might as well be a vertabrae
4) Stupid is as Stupid Dies.
5.) The definition of hell is doing something wrong over and over again while ignoring the advice of your friends.
6.) Caffeine is worth it's weight in ISK
7.) Work your mining drones like a Cathy Lee Gifford sweat shop..
8.) When asking for help in comm's have the testicular fortitude to deal with pvp induced bi-polar terrets syndrome with out getting butt hurt.
9.) Downtime is the fifteen minute period of day where sleep is authorized.
10.) In space nobody can hear you say "NO"!!!!
11.) GramAr Nazies r Fun to Scru wittth
12.) Push to Talk, Nobody wants to hear you beat your kids.
13.) Mercy = rapist playing long game.