Rules to live by in Eve:
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret until it moves then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well it's an ambush.
7. If it's not moving, shoot it anyway, it might move later.
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up.
9. For diplomatic solutions: press F1
10. If all else fails - get revenge!
11. Now thats a secret...

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.

Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.

Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it.

Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....