What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.





What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem






A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"






Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"







What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.