Prep - 2 weeks in China seeking the wise man
Cook - someone else does it, don't worry about it
Ready In - Some time

Book a flight to China. Ask about how you can grow strong and defeat all your enemies. Hear about a wise man in the mountains.

Spend two weeks seeking out the wise man. Tell him you want to defeat your enemies and see them driven before you like the dogs they are. Express surprise when he tells you about the Tiger Cream Pye that will bestow great strength to you. Ask him what "Tiger Cream" is. Express shock and revulsion when he tells you what it is and also that you have to "milk" the tiger yourself.

After "milking" the tiger hand the bowl of tiger "cream" to the wise man. He will then take it from you and hand you back the tiger cream pye. Consume the pye and be amazed at how powerful you feel.

Get ready to destroy all lesser pyes.