My history all began when I was born in the back seat of a bread delivery Badger after my mother's high sec clone ate some stale pumpernickle bread that she bought at Jita.

A bit of advice.... Don't eat bread from Jita!!!

I grew up working hard. My dad had me out digging through Velspar when I was barely able to fly a Venture. Eventually, I grew up enough to venture into null sec where I came upon a group of fliers known as the Black Crow Bandits. They have helped me learn the skills that my cloners could never teach me. Now, I can fly around in big expensive ships. While PVP and shooting at rats can be fun, I still enjoy watching an asteroid wither away. It makes doing Yoga and weed even more relaxing.

Because of my love of mining, I have become quite annoyed with the asshats in the Code Alliance. I have seen them time and time grief young fliers in systems where such conduct is illegal. Concord is utterly inept at stopping them. And, don't get me started on their extortionistic demand for 10mil Isk for a so-called "permit" by some laughable dickless idiot who calls himself John 3:16.... Talk about having a god-complex.

So.... I have adopted the policy that wes best articulated by the US Congress during the late 1700's when the French diplomat demanded a bribe just to consider whether the French would end their practice of stopping American commercial ships, boarding them, pressing American sailors, and forcing them to serve aboard French vessels. The Congress responded with the famous phrase: "Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute." As a result, the US Congress funded a standing navy - one that would later give Great Britain a bloody lip and a black eye in the War of 1812.

I would ask young miners who are sick and tired of being popped by the Code ass patrol, apply to join the BCROWS corporation. We really do a good job in teaching new fliers how to fly and have fun doing so. We do a lot of mining in null sec where it is very lucrative. But, we also kill alot of phucktards that fly through our space. Our members drop what they are doing so that they can come to the aid of a member being attacked. And, the corp leaders hate taxes.

If you see me in high sec mining away, feel free to start up a chat. I am always happy to help. I am happy to share mining boosts with folks who are not in my corporation. I'll invite you to fleet up and you can get a nice bonus on your mining.