Quotes:
"Flying a Minmatar ship is like rolling down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair while firing two uzis and screaming."

"A minmitar engineer should be able to take a 1992 Buick Roadmaster four roles of duck tape and build a battleship with parts left over."

"The words "I'm going to beat you with a Cane" do not mean hes going to hit you with a Stick with a hook at the end."

"I was trying to salvage a minmatar wreck for 10 minutes,,, until he started firing at me."