*** Hi, you've reached the holocomm of Kam Spalko, Indie trader and ore miner. I'm unable to take your call right now so feel free to leave a message or get in touch again later. Alternatively you can reach me at my hanger bay in Hulm University where I'm based at present. If i'm not there to meet you, I have a scientist and two shaken survivors from an incident a few star systems over who are living there at the moment, they'll get a message back to me.

Cheers
Spalko out....*****

'please leave a message after the tone.... beeeep....'