>be me >forest spirit >chilling in my woods near a ranch >some new guy starts looking after the ranch because the previous caretaker was afraid of me >watching new guy for the first few weaks >this guy is clearly autistic or something >he keeps digging tunnels and wearing animal skins >decide I'll scare him off >start taking the carcasses he leaves in the woods while making sure to drag them over my footprints to hide what my tracks look like >make a deal with some of the animals in the woods to stop making noises at night to give him spooks >after a while he notices >he doesn't react much so I decide to kill some doe he was fucking like some sort of deprived madman genitalinfection.exe >he fires a gun into the air as I escape with his deer >mfw he pisses around the parameter of his ranch and shits on my tracks >this guy is a fucking psycho >decide to leave the head of the deer on the edge of the ranch to show him I mean business >later on I hear him screaming some shit about cornbread from inside the house >couple days later there's a rotting coyote on the edge of his property so I decide to take it since I skipped breakfast >check the barn >coast is clear >walk up to the carcass and as I do he pops up from under the snow screaming >he's blue from hypothermia I don't even want to know how long he was waiting there >he shoots me in the arm and continues screaming as he steps forward >I rear up to try and scare him >he doesn't even flinch and just shoots me again >I'm terrified at this point because he's obviously insane and is probably squatting on the ranch >take a step back and he steps forward >he yells more and throws his arms up like a fucking sand person nope.jpg >walk away into the woods >the next few weeks that he's there I avoid him >he constantly watches me from a distance