I sexually Identify as a Sabre. Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of burning into the fray and dropping hot sticky bubbles on disgusting krabs. People say to me that a capsuleer being an interdictor is impossible and I’m fucking autistic but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install an interdiction sphere launcher, a cloak, and glorious Minmatar sails on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sabre Sabre Sabre” and respect my right to drop bubbles from above and killmail whore needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a dictorphobe and need to check your spaceship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding, and trust in the rust.