"Flying Minmatar is like strapping rockets to a dead horse and trying to ride it, blindfolded, while firing an Uzi and yellin' like a maniac.
Flying Caldari is like riding down an escalator on a comfy sofa while casually lobbing grenades and laughing at the misfortune of others.
Flying Amarr is like riding on a golden throne carried upon the backs of a thousand slaves through a wild rave.
Flying Gallente is like being general: you tell others what to do, but never actually pull the trigger yourself.
Flying a freighter, meanwhile, is like flying a bathtub full of bricks. Big, heavy ones."

"Captain, what else is one to do in an ocean's moonlit night, silently drifting o'er waves of blood and hopes of immortality, but to seek out and overcome what our soul fears most, the blind exploration into the unknown Universe?"

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Serpentis - Kin/Therm Kinetic
Gurista - Kin/Therm Kinetic
Mordus - Kin/Therm Kinetic
Caldari - Kin/Therm Kinetic/Therm
EoM - Kin/Therm Kinetic
Merc - Therm/Kin Therm
Amarr - Em/Therm EM/Therm
Blood - Em/Therm EM
Sansha - EM/Therm EM
Angel - Exp/Kin Explosive
Drones - Em/Therm EM