Jul 13, 2020
May 15, 2017(9y)
May 15, 2027(342d)
Combat
Kills3
Losses47
Efficiency6%
ISK
Destroyed481.69m
Lost9.39b
ISK Eff.5%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points3
Other
NPC Losses7
NPC Loss Ratio15%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Ah, didn’t see you there, me and my buddy here have been expecting you. My sticky buddy! Selling here with a- oh, excuse me; I’ve got some pussy hair on me. Check that shit out! It’s a sticky roller designed to clean up any mess, poodles, pussies, people, you name it, use it as a back scratcher! You can rinse it off, dry it off, jerk it off. I don’t care what you do with it or where the hair even came from, silks, suede, swag.

Bololdolbobololooboololoboblolobollol.

Ladies, I don’t care how smelly or hairy your carpets are. My rubber fingers get in there deep, just rinse it off-for a nice beverage-wipe it off. HNGGGHG, there we go. Do all kinds of shit with it! Aren’t you tired of ripping your hair out, because you are trying to drive and the kids are making a FUCKING mess, you’ll be making so much money, it pays itself off! Ooh! Precious food! Uh... uh yeah... that’s good... thanks buddy!

Everybody has an evil cat or an annoying dog, use it to groom them or even yourself. Mmmm
Dashboard
Stats
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Losses0
Efficiency0%
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ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -