Angels sang out...
in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens...
descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick...
which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch...
of Indiana Jones...

Who fell over on the ground...
writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back...
into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through...
his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head...
in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass